English Translation

39 Z w e i m a l T s c h ec h o s l o w a k e i God Father once sent St. Peter to earth to see how it really is about Czech Slovakia; Benesch described everything in the most ro- sigst colours. The messenger, however, only found misery and hardship everywhere and also shared his perceptions with the head of state. "Yes, my dear," the president told him, "you read, no newspapers?!"